Meet the Massive & Aptly Named Hyperlite Mountain Gear G.O.A.T. Tote

The G.O.A.T. Tote is offered in two colorways and three sizes—the 20-liter bag weighs in at a scant 6.8 ounces, the 30-liter version runs 9.2 ounces, and the whopper 70-liter tote clocks in at 12.1 ounces—to tackle all your schlepping needs. Each has its own clear use-case, be it running errands around town, weekend getaways, or even hauling massive loads like climbing ropes, ski gear, and camp equipment.

External loops on the handles increase carrying capacity on each with the clip of a carabiner—connect a pair of crocs, water bottle, or maybe just a chalk bag to keep the dangle factor low—and a single interior zippered pocket keeps valuables secure and within quick reach.

Another key detail we love, which may seem like a small thing but is in fact hugely helpful, is that this tote stands up on its own, even when empty. This makes loading and unloading considerably easier. And when it’s not needed, the tote packs perfectly flat to take up minimal space in your gear bin—or closet tote cache.

And now back to the nerdy part: Dyneema. What makes DCH150 fabric so special? The wonder-fabric packs abrasion resistance, moisture impermeability, and high strength into a lightweight package. It’s considerably lighter, more durable, and more weatherproof than heavyweight canvases we’re used to seeing on higher quality totes of this size.

Yeah, we’ve got a lot of totes already, and we're sure you do, too. But the G.O.A.T. Tote ($99-$160) damn near invents a whole new category of carry-alls. And it might just be the last tote you'll ever need to buy.

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