Legendary Jenny Lake climbing ranger, writer, professional gear tester, and all around fantastic human Molly Loomis offered me two great gifts on a springtime ski tour in the Tetons about a decade ago. First, a stick of opaque white zinc-based sunscreen to apply to my rapidly reddening nose. And second, a visceral description of what would happen to me if I didn't wear it. "We wouldn't want you getting baconface.”
I have used the term baconface dozens (maybe hundreds!) of times since Loomis gave me the gift and still find it a perfect way to describe an exponentially worse sunburn than we are used to. It is one of those terms that does not need much explaining and is cute, gross, and just a damned delight to say out loud.
Using the term baconface: amazing. Getting baconface: horrifying. I was reminded just how horrifying last March. I was on a trip to Silverton and Red Mountain Pass testing out a new kit from Patagonia skiing with a group of journalists, pro athletes, and winter sport content creators. The skiing was unreal and at the very top of my skill level, leaving me little bandwidth for me to think about sunscreen. By the time our guide called me out about the long-exposed skin on my nose, the damage had been done. I had baconface.